Get a Load of This

Why can't he properly load the the dishwasher? He randomly places thing rather than grouping like things together. He spreads them all out so it seems to be full when it's really not and then he runs it without it being full. He also chooses to run it at the worst times - usually right before or during a meal so that dirty dishes can't be put in it and pile up in the sink. I've asked him not to do dishes at all but he either thinks he's being helpful or he's showing me that he really knows the right way to do them.