So You Want to Do Laundry?

How to do the laundry, Y-style:
Throw a mixture of clothes into the washer and don't worry about the colors because that's just an old wives' tale about colors bleeding. Don't check the pockets just because you might find a pen, some candy, a wallet, some money or even a cell phone in there. Use a lot of detergent to get those not very dirty clothes clean. Set it on the longest cycle - once again to get those not very dirty clothes clean. Then throw them in the dryer and use high heat because they dry faster. At that point either leave them in the dryer or throw them into a basket all jumbled up, because, what the heck, you IRON your clothes. Keep piling them into the basket. Pile as high as you can until they start falling over. Don't bring them upstairs because then you might remember that they have to be put away. Ah, complete. A job well done. Tell your friends and coworkers how hard you work at home, even doing the laundry. Wait for compliments.